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4312 Dodge Ave.
Fort Wayne, IN 46815

 

Phone: +1 260 739 7180

Email: FUNBYRD62@MSN.COM

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SUBMITTED BY BOB TUCKER
 Truly Words to Live by.

Never squat with your spurs on.

 
Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the> greatest
 political sages this country has ever known. 

Some of his sayings: 

1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

 5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

 6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

 7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back
 into your pocket.

 8. There are three kinds of men:

 The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The
 rest of them have to pee on the   electric fence and find out for
 themselves.

 9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that
 comes from bad judgment.

10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and
 then to make sure it's still there.
 11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.

 12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started
roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
 The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.


ABOUT GROWING OLDER... 

 First ~Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your
 age and start bragging about it. 

 Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth
waiting in line for. 

Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me; I want
people to know 'why' I look this way.
 I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved. 


Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth,

 think of Algebra. 

 Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either
 dries up or leaks. 

 Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.   

 Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that
it's such a nice change from being young. 

 Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been. 

Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. 

 Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was
 called witchcraft. Today it's called golf. 

And, finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have
 anything to laugh at when you're old.

 

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Thunderbirding...Across the Land

2014 Membership Enrollment is now open! Learn more about our club and special events taking place this year. Interested in joining HOOSIER VINTAGE THUNDERBIRD CLUB? Please contact us today. We look forward to talking to you!

We bring people of all ages together who share a common interest, to bond and create friendships and memories that last a lifetime. Find out more about becoming a member of HOOSIER VINTAGE THUNDERBIRD CLUB. We meet regularly to discuss upcoming events, finalize plans and make important association decisions. All members are welcome to join. Check the event schedule now.

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