HOOSIER VINTAGE THUNDERBIRD CLUB
HOOSIER VINTAGE THUNDERBIRD CLUB

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HOOSIER VINTAGE THUNDERBIRD CLUB

4312 Dodge Ave.
Fort Wayne, IN 46815

 

Phone: +1 260 739 7180

Email: FUNBYRD62@MSN.COM

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ANNUAL PLANNING MEETING WILL BE HELD ON MARCH 21, 2015.  DETALS ON THE EVENTS PAGE

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AN AWESOME THUNDERBIRD SEASON FOR HVTC

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2015 HVTC MEMBERSHIP DUES SHOULD BE PAID                         BY JANUARY 1, 2015

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CHECK OUT THE LATEST HVTC EVENT NEWS                               ON THE PESIDENT'S MESSAGE PAGE !!!!!

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If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the famously erudite (comic) scientist who once said: "I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates."  His mind sees things differently than most of us do. Here are some of his gems.

 

1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

 

2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.

 

3 - Half the people you know are below average.

 

4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

 

5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

 

6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

 

7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

 

8 - If you want the rainbow, you have got to put up with the rain.

 

9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.

 

10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

 

11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend... But she left me before we met.

 

12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?

 

13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

 

14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

 

15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

 

16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

 

17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

 

18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.

 

19 - I intend to live forever... So far, so good.

 

20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

 

21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

 

22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

 

23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

 

24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name.

 

25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

 

26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

 

27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

 

 28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

 

29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

 

30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

 

31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

 

32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

 

33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.

 

34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

 

35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

 

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Thunderbirding...Across the Land

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 Learn more about our club and special events taking place this year. Interested in joining HOOSIER VINTAGE THUNDERBIRD CLUB? Please contact us today. We look forward to talking to you!

We bring people of all ages together who share a common interest, to bond and create friendships and memories that last a lifetime. Find out more about becoming a member of HOOSIER VINTAGE THUNDERBIRD CLUB. We meet regularly to discuss upcoming events, finalize plans and make important association decisions. All members are welcome to join. Check the event schedule now.

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